Woman goes to the vet to pick up her dog.
I came to pick up my dog barney, how’s he doing?
He’s dead, replied the doctor.
What do you mean he’s dead, he just needed a flea bath.
Well like I said, he’s dead D-e-a-d, dead.
How do you know he’s dead?
OK, I will do some tests on him to show you he’s dead.
So the doctor brought in a Labrador Retriever and it sniffed around the dog and couldn’t get a rise out of him.
Next he brought in a cat and the cat walked around the dog and the cat never got a rise out of him.
The woman said, “WHAT does that prove”?
Well, the doctor said, I did a Lab test and a CAT scan, what other proof do you need.